Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Cooties, no more.

Dear [insert name of cute fifth grade girl here],

On the second day of school I started to like you and you are really pretty. Your hair is shiny and nice. When you smile you make me happy. Your smile is beautiful.

[insert name of my cute fifth grader son here]


*sigh*

Aren't elementary school love letters the best?

i needed something to fill this empty space so here you go:

i wish i could live in a kick ass tree house like the swiss family robinson ~ when i was a little girl, i used to whip the shit out of my rag doll, lucy, with a belt ~ lucy was very bad ~ i love rainy days ~ i wear flip flops all the time ~ i still have to hold my nose with my fingers when i go under the water ~ i cannot do a cartwheel ~ i think angelina jolie is fuckin' smokin' hot ~ i get bored easily ~ i don't mind doing laundry~ i am a night owl ~ i bite my nails sometimes