Ponder this, bitches.

I got this via email today and it made me chuckle

10 Thoughts to Ponderfor 2008

#2 and #1 are my favs, in case you care. at all.

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

I have a couple of new year's resolutions. Sadly, one of them is not blogging more.
However, it should be---- because I miss it. I haven't even journaled in like FORFUCKINGEVER.

*adding it to the list*

Um, by the way, I always suck at my new year's resolutions.