Hey gimme a break, it's Saturday.
From my mother
[I just can't possibly take credit for these beauties
~ I just can't]:
"Hey guys! We'd like for you to meet our friend, Rob."
"Hi Rob. It's nice to meet ya'. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a fecesologist."
"A what?"
"I'm a plumber."
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An on duty police officer sees a blond driving her car while knitting.
Knowing that , clearly, driving and kitting *cough* and being blonde *cough* is an unsafe combo, he turns his lights on and goes after her.
After she doesn't slow down, he pulls up next to the blonde and shouts to her,
"Pullover!"
"No!" She screams out her window. "Cardigan!"
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disclaimer: this post is not meant to be taken seriously nor is it meant to be offensive or discriminatorily directed toward plumbers, blondes, fecesologists, or people who knit.
2 comments:
It's a good thing you added that disclaimer, 'cause I was about to go apeshit on your ass for dissing knitters....my Ma's a knitter, and ain't nobody gonna be disrespectin' my Ma!!
:::blows a kiss to asha:::
I'm sooo offended. ;-) Hope you had a great weekend!
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